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Pick your potato.

Potato so good you'll trip. Cloud-soft inside, then we pile it high.
The Klumzzy Potato
★ Signature

The Klumzzy Potato $25

Steak & shrimp, Klumzzy Cheese Sauce, Klumzzy Potato Whip, topped with cilantro, Lamarca fried onion rings & sour cream.

Klumzzy Love Potato

$28

Steak & shrimp, lobster, Klumzzy Cheese Sauce, Klumzzy Potato Whip, topped with cilantro, Lamarca fried onion rings & sour cream.

Klumzzy Shrimp

$25

Steak & shrimp, Klumzzy Cheese Sauce, Klumzzy Potato Whip, topped with cilantro, Lamarca fried onion rings & sour cream.

Steak Potato

$25

Steak & shrimp, Klumzzy Cheese Sauce, Klumzzy Potato Whip, topped with cilantro, Lamarca fried onion rings & sour cream.

Spicy Jerk Chicken Potato

$20

Spicy jerk chicken, Klumzzy Cheese Sauce, Klumzzy Potato Whip, topped with tomatoes, jalapeños & cilantro.

New

Klumzzy Orange Chicken

$20

Orange chicken, cheese sauce, Klumzzy Potato Whip, topped with cilantro, Lamarca fried onion rings & sour cream.

Klumzzy Veggie

$20

Broccoli, red bell peppers, yellow zucchini & mushrooms.

Vegetarian

On the side

Fried Wonton Chips

$5

Fried wontons with your choice of sweet & sour sauce or spicy chilli sauce.

Drinks

Coca-Cola

$2

Sprite

$2

Orange Soda

$2

Bottled Water

$1

Secret Menu

Klumzzy Seafood Boil

Klumzzy Seafood Boil

Dungeness crab, jumbo shrimp, lobster tails, hot links, baby potatoes & corn. Comes with Klumzzy onion, garlic, red bell pepper & creole butter melt sauce, served with Chapati bread.

Build-your-own toppings bar

Perfect for catering — guests load their own. Mix and match from:

  • Klumzzy Cheese Sauce
  • Klumzzy Potato Whip
  • Steak
  • Shrimp
  • Cilantro
  • Lamarca fried onion rings
  • Sour cream
  • Tomatoes
  • Jalapeños
  • Broccoli
  • Red bell peppers
  • Yellow zucchini
  • Mushrooms

Want these at your event?

Tell us the date, the crowd and the vibe. We'll bring the spuds.

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